It surely won't be easy, but I really have to do it. Have you ever had to just say goodbye because you know the relationship is so unhealthy? It's so hard to do. It's a very complicated relationship. I want to hang on, maintain, perhaps even expand, but no. It is time to find the courage to make the break. The holiday season is upon us; Christmas just around the corner. I can not let holidays stand in my way. Holidays are excuses. No one wants to say goodbye during the holidays, any holiday! Yes, Loretta is a part of me; she and I pretend to be so happy together. The truth is Loretta is TOXIC! Loretta is a BITCH. And I'm not talking the female dog variety, I'm talking the real thing here..... Loretta is my totally out of control midriff. When Loretta arrived, uninvited I might add, she was very unassuming. I was taken by surprise when I noticed Loretta had just 'moved in'. She has pretty much taken over the relationship. She has caused me to overflow each and every pair of pants I own, she has all of my shirts stretched to their maximum, she has even recruited my thighs as her BFFs. Oh, how she infuriates me. We are done. It's over.
GOODBYE LORETTA!
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